Okay… deep breath.
I’m sitting here on December 27, 2025, surrounded by three different takeout containers I swore I’d reuse, a countertop covered in vegetable scraps, and the faint smell of yesterday’s failed attempt at homemade oat milk that somehow turned into science experiment sludge. Yeah. This is my zero waste lifestyle reality right now.
I didn’t grow up eco-warrior. I grew up in a house where we bought 24-packs of plastic water bottles “just in case.” So this whole go green at home thing? It’s been a slow, embarrassing, occasionally triumphant train wreck.
Here’s my current, very imperfect 10-step attempt at a zero waste lifestyle — take what works, laugh at what doesn’t.
1. Ditch Single-Use Plastics (lol I still have a problem)
First thing everyone says: stop buying plastic bottles.
Cool. Great advice.
Except I still panic-bought a 12-pack of Dasani at the gas station two weeks ago when I forgot my reusable bottle… again.
Now I try really hard to carry my big turquoise Hydro Flask everywhere. I’ve probably saved like… 40 bottles? That feels good.
Pro tip: put a hair tie around the bottle so you remember to grab it. I need the visual reminder.
2. Bulk Everything — Except When the Bulk Store Hates You
I love the bulk bins at WinCo and Sprouts. Scoop, weigh, reuse jars = chef’s kiss.
But sometimes the bulk section is like 60% empty or they’re out of the one thing I actually came for (looking at you, red lentils). Then I panic and buy pre-packaged stuff and feel like a failure.
Still — when it works, it’s amazing. My pantry currently has 4 mason jars of oats, beans, rice, and quinoa looking very smug and sustainable.
3. Composting (aka My Current Personality)
I started an indoor countertop compost bin in July.
It smells like regret and wet cardboard most days.
But! I got a bokashi system in September (Bokashi composting basics) and it’s honestly changed my life. No fruit flies (yet). I dump everything in there—coffee grounds, avocado pits, even the moldy bread I was too ashamed to admit existed.
Highly recommend. Also highly recommend emptying it before your roommate comes over.

4. Bamboo Toothbrush & Natural Deodorant Saga
Switched to bamboo toothbrushes in 2023.
I’m on brush #7 now. They’re fine. Kinda weird texture at first but whatever.
The natural deodorant though… oh man.
I tried three different brands. The first one made me smell like a pine tree that lost a fight. The second one straight-up stopped working after 45 minutes.
Finally landed on Native unscented. It’s not perfect but at least I don’t smell like a locker room anymore.
5. Reusable Bags Are My Love Language
I have approximately 47 reusable grocery bags now.
They live in my car, under the sink, in the closet, in the trunk, everywhere.
I still occasionally forget them and have to dramatically ask for paper bags like I’m doing the cashier a favor.
6. DIY Cleaning Products (I’m Basic)
Vinegar + baking soda + a few drops of tea tree oil = my entire cleaning arsenal.
It works… mostly.
My bathtub still looks like it remembers the 2024 hard water incident, but the sink sparkles, so we’re calling it a win.
7. Thrift & Repair Before Replace
Bought a secondhand Vitamix off Facebook Marketplace for $80 instead of $400 new.
Feels illegal how good of a deal that was.
Also patched my favorite jeans three times now. They’re basically Frankenstein pants. I love them.
8. Meal Planning (The One I Suck At Most)
I’m supposed to plan meals to reduce food waste.
In reality I meal plan on Sunday, buy everything, then Tuesday night I’m eating cereal because I “forgot” to cook.
Still… when I actually follow through, I waste way less food. Shocking, I know.
9. Digital Receipts & Paperless Bills
This one I actually nailed.
Everything goes to email. I unsubscribed from 4000 store emails. My inbox thanks me.
10. Accepting That Perfect Is the Enemy of Good
Here’s the realest part:
I still buy things in plastic sometimes.
I still forget my reusable cup.
I still produce trash.
And I’m learning that beating myself up about it makes me want to quit entirely.
So I just keep going. One less plastic fork, one more jar refilled, one more conversation about why I bring my own coffee cup everywhere like a weirdo.
It’s messy. It’s imperfect.
But it’s mine.
If you’re thinking about starting a zero waste lifestyle or just want to go green at home a little more, start with one thing. Literally one.
Maybe it’s just switching your toothbrush. Maybe it’s bringing one reusable bag next grocery trip.
